My Top 10 ZOMBIE films!

Just like My Top 10 ZOMBIE games on PC, I crave something more than just mindless zombie slaughter in my movies. I need dread and some form of realism in how humanity meets this threat, so comedies are basically cut automatically. That’s not to say the films I will recommend are humorless, but humor will not be the main focus—it will be the survival in a world filled with terror and despair.

To avoid making this a George A. Romero list, I only get to pick one of his films for my top ten—even if they are all top choices. Ready your machete. We are going in!

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The Expanse: A Telltale Series – Embrace the Vacuum [Review]

In preparation for Owlcat’s upcoming RPG The Expanse: Osiris Reborn, set in The Expanse universe, I decided to watch the show. Why it took me this long, I honestly don’t know. Because it’s excellent, as it reminds me of the cool sci-fi underground crime world of Mass Effect 2—where a mercenary’s life is only worth as fast as he is on the trigger. From here on, one thing led to another, and I got curious if the show has seen any other game adaptations. And to my surprise, yes, in fact it has, in the form of a Telltale style game in The Expanse: A Telltale Series, which we are reviewing today. 

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The Lost World: Jurassic Park – Who Is the Real Bad Guy? [Film Deep Dive]

In Steven Spielberg’s sequel, The Lost World: Jurassic Park—who truly is the bad guy? I will give you a hint. It’s not the new CEO of InGen, Peter Ludlow (Arliss Howard)—he is actually one of the main victims in the film. I will explain. 

Outside of what we will talk about, The Lost World isn’t that great, especially not as a Jurassic Park movie. It has a few cool scenes, like the camper on the cliff, but overall, I found it to be a cynical movie—that strays from the original’s theme. The book is very similar in this style, too, surprisingly. But since I’m not here to exactly review the film, nor the book, let’s get going. 

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Tom’s Gaming Vault Goes Hollywood

It finally happened: there’s going to be a movie about Tom’s Gaming Vault, with Tom Cruise playing me. There will be a lot of violence, with maybe some romance infused in awkward places. Jokes aside, I have decided to add film talk to the repertoire, as it’s one of my biggest joys in life—after gaming, of course. Don’t worry, this site will still primarily be a space dedicated to gaming, but now with film as a side dish.

Also, the movies I will talk about will not be “rage-bait” material, seeing as I don’t watch much modern film. It will work essentially the same as now, but with less news-posting and more articles in the form of deep dives and reviews of older films. That’s basically it, and I want to thank all my readers—you make it fun to write!

Make sure to check in tomorrow when the first article is dropped.

– Thomas

Star Wars Games Are Best When They Let the Weird Jobs Matter [Guest Article]

Star Wars games have always had one very obvious problem.

The Jedi are standing right there.

They have laser swords. They have magic space instincts. They get dramatic robes, ancient temples, moral crises, and the sort of destiny speeches that make everyone else in the galaxy quietly check their schedule and wonder whether they still have to pay rent.

So naturally, a lot of Star Wars games end up orbiting the Jedi fantasy. And fair enough. When it works, it works. Jedi Knight, Jedi Outcast, Jedi: Fallen Order, and Jedi: Survivor all understand that swinging a lightsaber around while the galaxy collapses is, scientifically speaking, quite fun.

But the strange truth is this: Star Wars games are often at their best when they let someone else have the controls.

Not the chosen one. Not the last hope. Not the robed person in the middle of the poster.

The bounty hunter. The clone commando. The pilot. The smuggler. The soldier. The mercenary. The doomed fool in a cockpit wondering why the Empire brought that many TIE fighters.

That is where Star Wars games get interesting.

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